quotation

The fact that the Earth has never been a sandwich is probably why things are so fucked up.

Ze Frank
thought

The recent stream of political items may or may not be coincidental; I honestly can’t tell. But if you’re as tired of hearing about Diebold as I am, please consider a one‐time or monthly donation to the Open Voting Consortium. I can think of no better example of a system that would necessitate community‐owned software.

link
3

Brendan Eich: JavaScript 2 and the Future of the Web. In a nutshell: a bunch of new syntax, optional type annotation, more keywords borrowed from Java, and a huge lurch in the direction of Python. “Standard global properties (Date, String, etc.) immutable” is listed on the “Bug Fixes” slide; if that means what I think it means, I’m gonna be angry.

quotation

The technical details don’t even matter here. A company that doesn’t believe anyone would ever try to steal an election shouldn’t be in the voting machine business.

Kevin Drum
quotation

Our country doesn’t depend on the heroism of every citizen. But all of us should be worthy of the sacrifices made on our behalf. We have to love our freedom, not just for the private opportunities it provides, but for the goodness it makes possible. We have to love it as much, even if not as heroically, as the brave Americans who defend us at the risk and often the cost of their lives. We must love it enough to argue about it, and to serve it, in whatever way our abilities permit and our conscience requires, whether it calls us to arms or to altruism or to politics.

John McCain
thought

Would anyone be interested in starting a movement to change the standard American telephone greeting from “Hello?” to “The NSA can go fuck itself. Hello?”

conversation

At the beginning of an episode of X-Play on G4TV.

Adam Sessler
Hey there, and welcome to X‐Play: a vain attempt to hold the attention of men 18–34.
Morgan Webb
We assume that we’ll soon be replaced with a show about beer and shiny things.
Adam Sessler
And ladies who don’t wear pants!