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I had a Pistons fan named Duane e‐mail me, “Watching LeBron’s performance in Game 5 made me feel like Ron Burgundy. LBJ pooped in my refrigerator, ate the whole wheel of cheese and I’m not even mad. That was amazing.”

Bill Simmons
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Word is the MicroTards are fuming at me for taking a “low blow” and comparing Windows to hell. Maybe they’re right. The analogy isn’t perfect. You can’t get out of hell. You can get out of Windows.

Fake Steve Jobs
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We spend too much time hiding illness. There is an assumption that I must always look the same. I hope to look better than I look now. But I’m not going to miss my festival.

Roger Ebert
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The moment at which [Timothy] Dalton grabs hold of a redheaded boy and exclaims “Stay back, or the gingernut gets it!” is to my ears the noblest line reading since the demise of Sir John Gielgud.

Anthony Lane (on Hot Fuzz)