There is no transformation that will keep a determined hacker from understanding your program. This turns out to be true for all programs in all languages, it is just more obviously true with JavaScript because it is delivered in source form. The privacy benefit provided by obfuscation is an illusion. If you don’t want people to see your programs, unplug your server.
Category: Quotations
Last but not least I have to thank Jon Stewart for reminding the Academy (time and again) that everything we were forced to endure (from the endless montages to the finger‐wagging lectures) was insulting and, in the end, utterly absurd. I’m sorry to say that you’ll not be hosting the event again next year, Jon. (The Emperor does not like to be told that he’s not wearing any clothes.)
I bombed in front of, you know, a lot of different audiences. This will just be the most famous audience that I bombed in front of.
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