Painfully Obvious.

From a recent episode of Get Your War On.

Accounts Payable

Look, man, if McCain is elected, I can guarantee you will never be bored. Because America’s going to be a dynamic, exciting country again!

Accounts Receivable

Because everything’s gonna be on fire.

From the Something Awful Forums.

gorgmatic

I propose that should Florida fall flat for [Hillary Clinton], it be referred to as “pulling a Giuliani.” All those in favor?

Pancakes

Opposed. “Pulling a Giuliani” needs to keep its meaning of putting all your eggs in one basket and then having that basket get set on fire and thrown into a wood chipper.

At the beginning of an episode of X-Play on G4TV.

Adam Sessler

Hey there, and welcome to X‐Play: a vain attempt to hold the attention of men 18–34.

Morgan Webb

We assume that we’ll soon be replaced with a show about beer and shiny things.

Adam Sessler

And ladies who don’t wear pants!