The JavaScript for..in loop is broken. It’s not broken in the scope of what it was designed for, but it’s broken in the way that people expect it to work.
For this competition: No drips, no hearts, no skulls, no birds, no over‐sized animals, no internet cliches, no clusters of random things, no pirates, no ninjas, no ironic references to 80s pop‐culture, no 45‐degree angles, and for the love of all that is holy – no more talking food!