Oct5

Ugly and Stupid

Fuck it. All cell phones suck. All cell phones suck.

I have incredibly few needs from a cell phone. Fewer than most, actually. But because those needs don’t intersect well with those of most, I can’t find a phone that fills all those needs.

Here’s what I want:

  • Elegant and minimalist, not looking like it was rippled from the control panel of a ship from Spaceballs.
  • Bluetooth. This is non-negotiable. It’s also what eliminates eighty percent of phones.
  • A halfway-decent user interface. Apparently this is hard. Why is this hard? Why can’t I get a screen, color or no, that can accomodate more than three lines of text? Why are the buttons on a phone designed to be as hard to press as possible? Why does it take ninety seconds to send a five-word text message?

I swear this is all I need. Anyone have a phone like this?

2 Responses to “Ugly and Stupid”

  1. 1 Bill Says:

    Check out the Samsung D500, its small.. looks nice.. got blue tooth/infrared etc and its the only phone that claims to have pop3 that i’ve got working. You can drop it lots without scratching it too, handy when drunk.

  2. 2 Bacchus Says:

    If you have a Mac then the ideal phone for you is the Nokia 6600. It is a GSM phone, so that may be a problem if you are with a CDMA or TDMA network tho’.
    It syncs with your Mac via bluetooth - you don’t need a .Mac account - and the screen is choice; great for games ;-)


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